Hot Fudge

Day One Back in the Office

I return to find assorted cards and gifts waiting for me on my desk.
Awwwwww.
I work with some of THE most thoughtful people. I truly do.
So why doesn't this consideration rub off on upper management?
Damn their stone cold hearts.

All in all, the day wasn't quite as hellish as I expected it to be.
And I couldn't stay in a foul mood after reading this:
Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese
GOD I've missed my Insult-A-Day desk calendar.