Rocky Road

Today is free cone day at Ben & Jerry's. Under normal circumstances this would cheer me up. BUT, my husband just called to tell me that he did not get the job he's been interviewing for all freakin' month. Oh cruel fate, why. WHY?

Now I HAVE to go to B&J and I probably won't even enjoy it. I know I shouldn't partake of the cone with its evil lactose enzymes. There will be consequences for such indulgences. Trust me.

And yet, I have no choice because I can't drink my sorrows away. I mean I'd rather have a gassy baby then a drunk one.