Monday, May 19, 2008

By The Time I Get To Ohio

As I wait for THE perfect job to magically land in my lap, I figure I can work on Plan B: win the lottery. Except Plan B is a cruel mistress. Oh how she tempts me with rich promises but hot DAMN she only leaves me full of regret. I'm talking to you Mega Millions. I seriously could have used that dollar for something else.

And despite my charitable deeds, positive thinking, and good luck charms, karma continues to hate me. Karma just loves Ohio. And Georgia. And Texas. And Jersey.

I'm moving.

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